The Tringle Gazelle

The "Best" Fake News in the Business

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What is The Tringle Gazelle?

The Tringle Gazelle is an amazing satire newspaper created by pro journalists Mole and Chole that provides its subscribers with fantastic stories and beautiful images such as the one(s) you are viewing right now.

You can subscribe to The Tringle Gazelle by emailing or access the full archive on this website.

Guest Articles, Complaints, Etc.

The Tringle Gazelle happily accepts guest-written articles, legally obtained art pieces, questions for our Ask Cat Elizabeth column and otherwise, and complaints regarding our "hideous" website, "eye-killing" images, and "exceedingly questionable" choices of witnesses and evidence to back up our claims. Any of these can be submitted to us directly at or written out on paper and delivered to us via carrier pigeon.

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The archive isn't available on the readable version, but you can search for articles in the top right corner of the site with the issue number or key words.

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